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 Watching male figure skating:

C:  Is that a man or  lady?
Me:  A man.
C:  How can he not fall down? I try it and I fall down all the time.
Me:  He practices a LOT, all the time.
C:   He does that all the time?  He never wants to stop?  Even at night he skates?  All night long? 

Ahhh...the questions!

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C:  I don't like when daddy tells me what to do, he bosses me.  He's not the boss of me!
Me:  Who is the boss?
C:  YOU are the boss mommy, NOT daddy!

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